We've sucked it up and gone to CafePress.com to give you what you've asked for. Given that one of you needed something, "like, yesterday" we've put up a few items that should tide you over until we can sit down and infuse the items with a bit more of our personality.

This shouldn't, however, stop you from buying something with our logo on it in the mean time. Heck, we might even ship you a Sharpie to add on the nifty tagline we'll be putting on some of our stuff. Then again, we might not.

...and no, we ain't tellin you what that tagline is yet.

Click here to buy our stuff! Or check out our links section on the right side of the page.