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December 6, 2006 | Tate Linden
We're in the midst of a book project in our "spare" time here at Stokefire. One of the things we're looking to provide are real war stories or horror stories about naming projects from around the globe. We've already got the goods for the major stories - the ones that are easily found via Google or Technorati or in any one of a dozen books on corporate names and histories (or even from our own experience.)

We need the stories that aren't written. We need the laughable, the tear-inducing, the weird. Did they name your company after the owners dog? Is the name unpronouncable? Impossible to spell? Did your company get bought by someone who just slapped their own name on it even though they don't have a clue what you do? Heck - we'll consider any sort of naming story - even the naming of people, animals, or scientific stuff.

We've got our share of stories from the inside. We want the stories we can't find.

What can we offer to those whose story we can confirm and use?

How about:
  • Your name in print with the story and in the acknowledgements (if you wish)
  • Links to your blog from this site and the book site when it is launched.
  • A free copy of the book when published.
We cannot publish stories that we can't confirm, so if you submit something make sure you include your email so we can follow up.

We'd appreciate a Digg or two - or just telling your friends in the industry about this. The more publicity we get the more useful the book can be to you and the other folks looking for solid information about naming.

And to those of you in the naming industry - we're happy to share your stories as well... fully attributed. This isn't about self-promotion for us, it is about helping educate consumers about the troubles that can occur when stuff goes wrong with naming and branding.

Tate Linden Principal Consultant Stokefire Consulting Group 703-778-9925
2 Comments
Nancy Friedman December 6, 2006 7:42 PM

I wrote about this one in my own blog last week: a local condo development has been named "Villa Zuccone." In Italian, "zuccone" means "pumpkinhead" and is used as a synonym for "dunce." Villa Dunce. Has a ring to it, doesn't it? http://nancyfriedman.typepad.com/away_with_words/2006/12/real_estate_for.html.
And then there are all the bad baby names, getting worse by the hour. Check out http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html for starters.

Tate Linden December 6, 2006 8:31 PM

Excellent finds Nancy.
And the baby names will be great to pester my wife with!
Thanks!