
Posted by:
Tate Linden
I’m all for humor in the workplace, and even shared publicly on behalf of organizations like Google, YouTube (which is basically also Google,) Starbucks (the unofficial fuel of Googlers), Toshiba (also, somehow related to Google, if we cared to keep up this farce,) and other upstanding brands.
People send around the best of the best and just about everyone loves it.
But what makes an organizational April Fools prank great for the organization is completely different than what makes it great as a prank. We like the prank aspect because it makes us laugh or it catches us off guard. Or maybe because it made someone other than ourselves look like an idiot.
Organizations both serious and playful can find successful ways to use April Fools to show what is important to them. Starbucks’ creating the drive-by coffee service shows that they understand what we want from them in an ideal world. It actually moves the brand forward. Toshiba having a 3-d monocle embraces the absurd levels to which technophiles will go (even when what they want is something that is[?] an impossibility.)
Much like great advertising, great organizational pranks should reinforce what is central to the brand. For Starbucks? Service is spot on. For Toshiba it’s unbelievably advanced technology. But what about something like our armed services? How does one play a prank that advances the brand of the “…group of rough men [and women] who stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.” ? (And yes, I do know that Winston wasn’t talking about ours, but still.)
Maybe it’s possible… But why would they try to do it?
Seems like the reason is to show that the brand is in touch with today’s potential recruits. If the military can show it’s cool enough to make fun of itself then maybe it can appeal to more of the young men and women who could potentially enlist. It’s PR that enhances recruiting. It gets the Army’s brand mentioned and distributed by and for the very people that the recruiters want to reach! Cool!

So why would anyone think that this is anything but brilliance? We’ve got thousands of recruiting candidates that were reminded of the Army when otherwise they’d just be thinking about pranks and playing Angry Birds on their smart phones!
Because it’s wrong.
And not just because we expect our rough men (and women) to be serious and proud. I’m pretty sure we all acknowledge that the people who protect us need to blow off steam on occasion. (Though I can imagine a few congressmen hypothetically railing against this “despicable waste of taxpayer money” as an example of what’s wrong with our government and armed forces today.)
What’s wrong is that the Army has, in an effort to attract recruits, diminished its own brand.
“The Army’s mission is to fight and win our Nation’s wars by providing prompt, sustained land dominance across the full range of military operations and spectrum of conflict in support of combatant commanders.”
I see nothing about fashionable headwear. I see nothing about pranks. I see nothing about PR efforts.
I do see a critically important aspect of our national defense.
The problem with PR that goes for the quick sale (or in this case – quick recruiting bump) is that it usually sacrifices the long-term equity of the brand to make that happen. (See Groupon and Burger King for examples of Crispin+Porter doing just that.) In this case the Army has invested time and money to show that they’re funny and perhaps that they’re fashionable enough to know that their current headwear isn’t particularly cool. With a mission statement that is built around concepts like “fight,” “dominance,” and “conflict” this prank actually works against the brand.
Think our men and women in uniform are now going to fight more fiercely, or that our enemies will be more easily dominated? Think our citizens will now respect the Army more now that they’ve endorsed an actual company and given them preferential placement over competitors like Wrangler, American West, and Atwood?
Yeah. I know. It’s a joke. And everyone has a right to be playful once in a while. Or lots in a while. Whatever.
Defending our nation is not funny.
Other people are perfectly welcome to make fun of the Army brand. It’s part of who we are as a Nation. It is not, however a part of who the Army is to make fun of their own mission directly or indirectly.
That said… at least they didn’t say “Mission Accomplished.”