Tag: "putin"

World Leader Endorses Man-Breast Solution.

A respectable cure for man-breasts?  One can only hope…

Sarah (the adoring adored wife of the Thingnamer) found a site that just begs to be ogled.  I felt an irresistible urge to check it out.  Why?  Well… What do you get when you combine a world leader with a couple extra pounds on his frame with a well tested underclothing support-system that keeps stuff from wiggling around?

The answer seemed obvious when we heard this website name.  Imagine a man-bra endorsed by someone in such a high office…  Finally men with prominent pectoral fatty deposits can feel confident again!  (If Putin can get behind this could Bush be far behind?)

putincups.jpg
Alas, it was not to be.  A quick visit to PutinCups.comdashed the dream.  Those cups are way too small to hold Putin’s… um… assets.Is there a lesson here?  Well… perhaps.  With respect to fornicating with Putin we now believe that getting to second base will not require the use of the one-handed scissor maneuver helpfully outlined by our German friend below.

Oh… and please… remember to do a parse-check before you go live with your new website name.  Else someone might infer the wrong meaning.  (Though we at Stokefire must admit this one is quite memorable…)



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