A respectable cure for man-breasts? One can only hope…
Sarah (the adoring adored wife of the Thingnamer) found a site that just begs to be ogled. I felt an irresistible urge to check it out. Why? Well… What do you get when you combine a world leader with a couple extra pounds on his frame with a well tested underclothing support-system that keeps stuff from wiggling around?
The answer seemed obvious when we heard this website name. Imagine a man-bra endorsed by someone in such a high office… Finally men with prominent pectoral fatty deposits can feel confident again! (If Putin can get behind this could Bush be far behind?)
Alas, it was not to be. A quick visit to PutinCups.comdashed the dream. Those cups are way too small to hold Putin’s… um… assets.Is there a lesson here? Well… perhaps. With respect to fornicating with Putin we now believe that getting to second base will not require the use of the one-handed scissor maneuver helpfully outlined by our German friend below.
